The Board

• Sleve McDichael

  President: Famous for falling down all the stairs of the Bunker Hill Monument twice, Sleve made his mark on Lightning Bug by instituting the short lived "one person per hammock" policy which nearly bankrupted the organization when ticket sales plummeted.

• Glenallen Mixon

  Comptroller: When they're not trying to describe what a comptroller does, Mixon enjoys catalouging the beetles found in pudding containers left out overnight. So far he's describe 3 species of beetle which seem to prefer tapioca

• Mike Sernandez

  Master of Ceremonies: Grace, elegance, beauty beyond compare. There are the things which Mike has sworn to defeat. He is also currently learning to knit

• Bobson Dugnutt

  Cheif Security Office: A no nonesense, straight shooting, maverick, who plays by his own rules, can't be pinned down and won't stop until the job is done. Bobson can neither be understood nor ignored.

• Pizza Dick

  Honorary Grifter: Pizza joined the Lightning Bug board by selling Sleve three magic beans which he said would cure his swimmers ear. It didn't work, but Pizza retains the title.

• Dean Wesrey

  Social Media Manager: He hasn't been seen since 2014. If you have any information on his whereabouts please contact the Wesrey family

• Todd Bonzalez

  Bird Person: Todd would like you to know that you should never anger a crow. They are organized and keep grudges, and have to date gotten him fired from at least three jobs.

• Willie Dustice

  Certified Certifier: Willie is a hard man to know. In the first grade, Willie won the state spelling bee, and used that fame to catapult him into a successful career in small market ads where he became regionally known as "that guy who's in all the commercials". After graduating high school, he moved to LA to persue a career in acting, but was quickly typecast as a outgoing friend who gave just the right advice at the right time. Wanting to expand creatively past that, he left Hollywood and moved upstate where he opened successful farmstand. It was there that he met his wife, Sandy Myerhoff. They've had three children to date and are currently consdering having a 4th, but are questioning the wisdom of bringing another child into an uncertain world. At the time of writing Willie's learning to play Wonderwall on guitar.

• Jeromy Gride

  Conductor: Jeromy might steal your towels. Please do not try to figure out what he does with them. The last people that did were not happy with what they found out

• Tony Smehrik

  Best Boy: Tony is a founding member of Toni Toni Toni, but was thrown out of the band for refusing to change the spelling of his name. He's currently the only person on the Lighting Bug board who has a car big enough to drive the board around.